Musings
The first scene Janet's in and she wants Jack to drop his pants. So, how goes
the "Get Janet Laid" campaign?
Well, I’m doing my best, but I have to work my way through all the female
students in Aberystwyth and then the general female population of Aber, and then
I’m touring Unis round the country… I’m just one man, and what I do takes time.
She’ll just have to be patient.
Janet's doing Sam. Stuff of many fantasies is that
You might think that but I couldn’t possibly comment.
OK, Janet is being way creepier than normal
That’s not Janet! That’s Janet’s evil twin sister, Betty!
Janet's tied Teal'c up. I'm tellin' you, sexual frustration
Nah, Betty’s sexually frustrated. Janet goes away with Teal’c on weekends.
I'm impressed she can keep saying tetrachloroethylene without tripping over
her tongue
That’s because Betty is an evil scientist. She has an Igor just around the
corner (“yeth, mithtreth.”)
(I'm watching this, saying "I've been there!" a lot…)
Really? You never told me that. All I got was a ‘yeah it was good’. I don’t
think you actually went there. You’re making it all up.
Evil!Janet is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cool
It’s not Evil Janet! It’s Evil Betty! I remember this episode and after they
decide that Betty’s evil they decide to rescue Janet. Now after Aramis, Athos,
Porthos and D’Artagnan meet to discuss the rescue D’Artagnan decides that he
must support the king right or wrong and he and Athos part on unfriendly terms.
Then the three musketeers sneak into the prison where… Hold on… Sorry, that’s
The Man In The Iron Mask.
Janet loves playing with Teal'c's thing… just pulling and stroking, trying to
elicit the response she wants. What? I'm talking about Junior!
If you knew you were talking about Junior why did you call it Teal’c’s thing?
And since the ‘thing’ will grow arguably grow up to be a god of the Jaffa
couldn’t it be said that Teal’c belongs to the symbiote? “I wear the cheese, the
cheese does not wear me.”
Jack hit Evil!Janet! So not on…
Betty is evil and must be punished.
Now Jack is undressing Evil!Janet. Great. She's finally getting' some and
she's out cold
Y’know for a S/J ‘shipper you seem oddly fixated upon Janet ‘getting some’.
Anyway I’m supposed to be the one with a juvenile mind here.
"I pulled that headband thing off Fraiser. Her evil twin came running."
Again, the stuff of fantasies.
Ah, if only we could find the good person that you replaced and wake them up,
Jenny, IF THAT IS IN FACT YOUR REAL NAME!!!
Musings by Jen, replies by Matt
