Musings
Why isn't Janet in the opening credits? She should be. Let's start a
campaign – Janet in the opening credits (JITOC)
Y’see this would have been far more useful to know if I had bee told BEFORE I’d
doe the musings for Changeling.
Because we (I) do this every time – Janet!
Huh?
Lots of doctors. Bet the waiting list is still huge.
“Vell, vell, vell. Vot seems to be ze problem? Is it biological or qvantum
mechanical?” They're not all biologists (well, Sam is if Janet isn’t
around).
Janet can barely see over the ice block. New campaign – Lower tables for
Janet (LTFJ)
It’s not so much the table as the ice block that’s the problem. And what about
Thor? He’s smaller than Janet but I don’t hear you calling for smaller tables
for him. Hang on a second… why do the Asgard have such big doorways (big enough
for humans) if they’re only about 3 to 4 feet tall?
"Oh, this could be big." – bigger than Janet <shrugs> Not hard.
Now you’re just being cold. You’re as cold as ice sometimes.
Janet pokes the ice block. That's just rude.
I don’t think that the poking of ice is considered poor etiquette and even if it
is I think that Janet’s education was more concerned with, oh, let’s say, human
biology.
Janet! Grammar! "You or I" not "You or me". Tut tut.
Yes, well, y’see there’s a script and that tells her what to say. You can’t
exactly blame her for it.
Janet is wearing a Madonna mike. Well, she is on Holiday. Hope she brought
some Music for later.
Wait, don’t tell me, she’s going to be true blue if she has
nothing else to do but it might be something to remember if a ray of
light makes it through that blizzard. If not she could always have some
American pie.
OK, they all thought Ayiana was dead. So why the hell is Janet shining a
light in her eyes? She must really like doing that
Perhaps there’s something in there that’ll explain all of this.
Ayiana starts breathing on her own, but Janet has to be prompted by Jonas
to remove the intubation tube. Bad Janet!
Please, tell me, what does an intubation tube do? Perhaps Janet hesitated
because she doesn’t know either.
"She [Ayiana] revived herself." – well, that's Janet out of a job if this
is a trend
Janet doesn’t just revive people, she also says that there’s nothing wrong with
them just before they go ape-sh*t.
Janet looks bored. I guess with no Music and Ayiana healing herself she
doesn't have much to do
Well, she could play I-spy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with
‘s’.
OK, Janet compares Ayiana's EEGs to Cassie's and Jack's. Why? What the
hell gave her that idea?
Err, she’s bored? You pretty much said that about three lines ago. By the way it
was ‘snow’.
Guess those evolution textbooks Janet ordered from Amazon came in handy
Yes. Yes they did. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY HERE? WELL? Y’know this is
supposed to be a joint effort; one of us mentions something that doesn’t make
sense or is funny and the other one comments on it. This is just plot! If you
start saying stuff like “Wow! Jack walked into the room!” then I’m leaving and
I’m taking the goldfish.
Someone's collapsed. Goodie! Something for Janet to do!
Never mind the pain and anguish the victim’s in then? Nice to see you have your
priorities straight.
"Michaels fainted." Really? What was the first clue? Her passing out?
Leave her alone. You’re just being bitchy now.
Janet, when dabbing Michaels' brow, moves down her neck – and along her
shoulder?
Maybe she’s got sweaty shoulders.
Antibiotics for a virus? Nu-uh.
Maybe there’s a bacterial infection there as well, but I know what you mean.
Remember kids, don’t take antibiotics for the cold or ‘flu.
Janet calls Jonas into the observation room, but Jonas then does all the
talking. I guess Janet was just jealous that Jonas was spending all his time
with Ayiana
Or she wanted an update. Or she wanted to confess her true feelings for the man
but he wouldn’t bloody shut up!
Woods is brought back. Janet's first suggestion? Strip him. That woman is
sexually frustrated. New campaign – get Janet laid (GJL). Volunteers welcome.
Fish. Barrel. Too easy.
Ayiana's healing people. Give Janet her P45 <reads
Heroes spoilers> Damn. (Highlight to see Heroes spoilers)
It’ll never last. I mean, I know Janet doesn’t have enough lines in each episode
but this would just be ridiculous. (NB. Matt's reply was made from the
comment sans spoilers)
Janet gives an order. That is just way cool when she gets to do that
It always brings a smile to my face. Not like that! Sicko.
There is definite stroking of the hair when Janet checks O'Neill's
temperature <the Sam/Jack 'shipper in me growls>
Don’t worry, she’s just wondering what conditioner he uses.
I want to pass comment on Janet in the red suit, but I can't think of
anything witty
Surprise, surprise!
OK, generally when a patient is unconscious, it's kinda dangerous to wake
'em up. So for the sake of giving Jack the choice about blending, Janet does
this?
Because they don’t know if he’ll accept and if they don’t wake him to get his
permission for a blending then he’ll never wake up again.
Why doesn't Janet go through the 'gate with Jack? What? She use up her
trip allowance or something?
You’ve been saying it all the way through she’s not much use, and, oh yeah, the
Tok’ra know how this procedure works whilst Janet doesn’t and she is kinda the
head of medicine on the base so should kinda stay there. Y’know?
What have you got against Janet? You’ve been really mean to her all the way through this!
Musings by Jen, replies by Matt
